peetababy: icelikelollies: ‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ what if i cut off your left leg would that make you stronger would it
Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.
jhutchimaginesfanfic: sanityblows: d-anger0us: sad awesome habit Yep! Fuck yeah I do!
fuckingloganlerman: when your computer is already super slow and you accidentally click to open another program
louiswiener: I hate when people don’t understand my sarcasm they ruin everything
ocicats: i laugh at people who are like “we don’t need another spider-man trilogy” no you know what movie we really don’t need a katy perry documentary
heyfunniest: i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius THIS BLOG. THIS!
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
jaunepoi: do you ever random type like: galsimvaklrer and think no that doesn’t look right and so you erase it and try again laskdfjaasdf ah yes that’s how im feeling now
That horrible feeling when you feel like your...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
dynastycrisis: when people act like it’s cool to not read books
sherk: the more i like a person the meaner i am to them i’m literally a preschooler
Me: OMG let's go do something productive today!
Tumblr: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah I need a social li-
Tumblr: Do you?
Tumblr: Do you really?
Me: But I have no frie-
Tumblr: I'm your friend.
Me: But I was just gon-
Tumblr: Sh sit down.
jewassicpark: twink-182: Why am I smoking I hate smoking Don’t smoke kids i would never smoke my children you horrid monster