May 2012
rachelberet:
imagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET
adult: so do you have a boyfriend then?
me: no
adult: i'm sure you're too good for any of them!
me: or you know it could be the small factor that i look like some kind of troll and am completely awkward in social situations and i am wasting my teenage years on the internet
mellarkia:
so you have your cousins
and then you have your first cousins
and then you have your second cousins
and then you have
prospitheir:
have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
ms-kunis:
girls don’t like boys. girls like fanfiction, food, middle aged celebrities, and television.
Home Alone
Expectation: House Party
Reality: Peeing with the door open
“I called him and I was like ‘Gary what’s up? What’s happening? Tell me it’s not...”
– Josh Hutcherson about Gary Ross not directing Catching Fire
(via peetasfakeleg)
dirty-purple-suit:
STOP SCROLLING.
I love you and I hope your day is going well.
OKAY. CONTINUE.
Effie: Hey I just reaped you
Effie: And this is crazy
Effie: Don't stab that table
Effie: It is mahogany
