rachelberet: imagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET
adult: so do you have a boyfriend then?
adult: i'm sure you're too good for any of them!
me: or you know it could be the small factor that i look like some kind of troll and am completely awkward in social situations and i am wasting my teenage years on the internet
mellarkia: so you have your cousins and then you have your first cousins and then you have your second cousins and then you have
prospitheir: have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
ms-kunis: girls don’t like boys. girls like fanfiction, food, middle aged celebrities, and television.
Expectation: House Party
Reality: Peeing with the door open
I called him and I was like ‘Gary what’s up? What’s happening? Tell me it’s not...– Josh Hutcherson about Gary Ross not directing Catching Fire (via peetasfakeleg)
dirty-purple-suit: STOP SCROLLING. I love you and I hope your day is going well. OKAY. CONTINUE.
Effie: Hey I just reaped you
Effie: And this is crazy
Effie: Don't stab that table
Effie: It is mahogany