April 2012
Harry Potter: The Boy Who Lived
Amy Pond: The Girl Who Waited
Katniss Everdeen: The Girl On Fire
Me: The Girl Who Sits on Her Ass Every Day and Cries Over Fictional Characters
March 2012
Friend: You could do it you know.
Friend: Take off from Tumblr, go outside.
Me: I wouldn't make it 5 minutes
This is how I feel when
lulz-time:
someone likes my post:
someone reblogs my post:
get a bunch of new followers:
when i get a message:
Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
Me: Nine and three quarters
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Watchheyfunniest:
Obama sings “I’m sexy and I know it”
Life sometimes sucks, You need a break, Click here & Laugh!
How can anyone not reblog this!? THE PRESIDENT IS SINGING “SEXY AND I KNOW IT” (well, close enough)…REBLOG!!
Friend: Hey. We should hang out! What do you want to do?
Me: Go see the Hunger Games.
Friend: Didn't you already see that?
Me: Hunger Games.
Friend: But I was thinking we could see-
Me: HUNGER GAMES.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: hunger games..
Friend: *hits head on table in frustration*
Me: THAT IS MAHOGANY.
theatomicboom:
omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits
like district 1 are vegas dancers
and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator
and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video
district 4, well, it could be worse
case in point, see district 5
what the fuck district 6
district 7 and their origami
i’m so sorry district 8
is the boy tribute from 9...
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
hemsworth family reunions
liam: hey
chris: hey
liam: how's your multi-million dollar franchise doing
chris: oh it's great how about yours
liam: it's good hey wanna go swim in our pool of money
chris: sure
freakypencils:
what if i got a boyfriend
i wouldn’t know what to do
what do they eat???
how often do they have to be walked???
#like tamagochi #dead in a week.
becauseimakhajiit:
She wears short skirts I wear T-shirts she’s cheer captain and I cry over the death of my favorite fictional character at 3 am
The Hunger Games Experience:
Me: Oh, Katniss, you made a friend!
Book: Rue dies.
Me: Oh, Katniss, you and Peeta both get to live!
Book: Revolution starts.
Me: Well at least you'll never have to play in the Games again!
Book: Katniss, you're going to be in the games again.
Me: Aw well at least Cinna's going to help you!
Book: Hey Katniss, watch while Cinna gets murdered.
Me: She's still got Peeta.
Peeta: MUST KILL KATNISS.
Me: At least Prim's still alive.
Book: Oops, Prim died.
Me: Gale-
Book: Gale kinda helped kill her.
Me: Oh thank God, the war's over, she's married, she has kids.
Katniss: Everything hurts all the time forever.
Me: Okay then.
ieroo:
it’s a shame because i have a really good sense of fashion i just don’t have the money or body to do anything with it
peetasfakeleg:
I bet somewhere, at this very moment, Josh Hutcherson is getting excited about the beach scene.
Short Horror Story
Lionsgate: Due to personal issues, Jennifer Lawrence will be stepping down from the role of Katniss Everdeen. Fortunately, Kristen Stewart says she's pumped and ready to play the part.
i-knead-peetas-bread:
We will break tumblr the day Finnick is cast.
Thank you Dumbledore
Friend: So I had this dream last night-
Me: It does not do to dwell on dreams, and forget to live.
Friend: Don't-
Me: pity the dead Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love
Friend: You are honestly-
Me: The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.
Friend: Will you let-
Me: us sleep for in dreams we enter a world that’s entirely our own. Let us swim through the deepest ocean or glide over the highest cloud.
Friend: I swear I'm going to kill you if-
Me: After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Friend: Why are you doing thi-
Me: It is our choices Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities
Friend: Right, if you don't stop it I will make you so scared-
Me: Fear in a name only increaces fear within its self.
Friend: You have no idea how anno-
Me: It's the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.
Friend: WE ARE-
Me: only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided
Friend: NOT TALKING-
Me: My word, Severus, that I shall never reveal the best of you? If you insist...
Friend: ANY MORE
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: .
Me: Difficult times lie ahead Harry
